Are you always dying on your favourite FPS titles? Meet Toby Smith, a FPS player that is offering his services as a virtual bodyguard in various online FPS for the Xbox 360. What’s the catch? You’ll have to pay him £5 for half an hour of playtime.
”I will be your personal online bodyguard for 30 minutes in any of the following shooters on Xbox 360: Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty Black Ops, Halo Reach, Battlefield 1943 and Battlefield Bad Company 2.” said Smith in an advertisement on fivesquids. ”I will be by your side the entire time and will fight for you, keeping enemies away from you, protecting you when you snipe, even SACRIFICING MY LIFE to save yours.”
Just to keep it all professional, Smith promises that time taken to join a game won’t be included, so you don’t need to worry about matchmaking taking up most of your thirty minutes. That’s if you decide to pay the £5…
We’re sure that there’s probably plenty of Eric Cartman types that might be game for this?